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piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

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all american family dinner

  • mom:hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son:of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom:of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son:*sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad:ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son:thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad:we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom:i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son:we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad:great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son:golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
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robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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officialunitedstates:

introverts:  give their teacher an apple

extroverts:  smash the classroom walls in, break the clock, don’t salute the flag

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attention

panicingatadisco:

everyone that reblogs this will get a fic (of a fandom based on their blog) in their ask

every single one

not skipping ANY

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